So without further ado,* I give you this: (Wait. I'm not giving it to you yet. One of you can win it. Go to the bottom of the post for the actual Rafflecopter giveawayness.)
We're at the point now that we could really use another 2,000-count humidor to go with these:
At least all this can be yours. Who knows what else we'll throw in! |
And this:
They're all super-full now! Like, "air-flow isn't flowing optimally because there's literally no room to breathe" full.
Actually overfull now... :( And the shelves were bowed when we got it. |
When Valentino wasn't looking (or so I thought), I pulled these Rocky Patels from the masses to give to one of you. He caught me. But since I had already made the promise, at least in my head, he didn't chop off one of my hands.**
This arm-waving did happen, though:
So back in the old-timey days (pre-August 8, 2016), many cigar companies were kind enough to give me cigars to give you.
Then August 8 happened, courtesy of the FDA, and now, among other iron-fist rulings, cigar companies are no longer allowed to give away cigars for any reason, unless a cigar shop does not yet carry that blend. Then they get one to try. This also means no charity donations, including to overseas troops. And no free cigars for you unless they come from our personal humidors.
In honor of Rocky Patel's visit to Rhode Island last year right about this time, we thought the selection apropos--even if it also means I have to go back to school shortly. ::weeps openly::
Rocky Patel (the man) is also an amazing supporter of Cigar Rights of America,*** so really, full-tilt serendipity brought this post together. (If you aren't a member of CRA, do it now. Tell them I sent you! And pay attention to all the options on the Rafflecopter giveaway--there are bonus entries if you're a member or become one!)
In the meantime, enter, share, win. Maybe we'll even have more than one winner! (Don't tell Valentino!)
This arm-waving did happen, though:
So back in the old-timey days (pre-August 8, 2016), many cigar companies were kind enough to give me cigars to give you.
Then August 8 happened, courtesy of the FDA, and now, among other iron-fist rulings, cigar companies are no longer allowed to give away cigars for any reason, unless a cigar shop does not yet carry that blend. Then they get one to try. This also means no charity donations, including to overseas troops. And no free cigars for you unless they come from our personal humidors.
Rocky and Valentino |
Rocky Patel (the man) is also an amazing supporter of Cigar Rights of America,*** so really, full-tilt serendipity brought this post together. (If you aren't a member of CRA, do it now. Tell them I sent you! And pay attention to all the options on the Rafflecopter giveaway--there are bonus entries if you're a member or become one!)
In the meantime, enter, share, win. Maybe we'll even have more than one winner! (Don't tell Valentino!)
a Rafflecopter giveaway
*Much Ado about Nothing is one of my favorite plays!
**Theres a place for a really dirty joke here, but I'll let you make it on your own; that way you can feel really clever at my expense. You're welcome.
***Full disclosure: I am a CRA Ambassador, so this is an official shake-down.****
****Kidding! I'm kidding! It's an UN-official shakedown!
***Full disclosure: I am a CRA Ambassador, so this is an official shake-down.****
****Kidding! I'm kidding! It's an UN-official shakedown!