Showing posts with label words of wisdom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label words of wisdom. Show all posts

Friday, March 4, 2016

The Successful Cigar Lounge (Employee edition)

Jorge Padron [source
"...the focus should be on quality, not quantity.  By this I mean that it is not necessarily the biggest store or walk-in humidor that makes a tobacconist great, [sic] it is the quality of the employees that make the difference. Tobacconists that understand their customers' needs and preferences, and who pair that with the perfect product for that particular smoker, are successful at what they do." 

--Jorge Padron, from the Foreword in The Tabacconist Handbook

We've been thinking a lot about cigar lounges lately: What makes one successful and another not-so-much.

In a completely unscientific and totally slipshod experiment, using the word "experiment" so loose it's probably turning tricks on a shitty city street corner, we've made a few notes about what works and what doesn't in a cigar lounge (as it relates to humidor/cigar sales only).

These brain musings focus on the sales clerk/staff only (in no particular order). We'll take on the other aspects another day.

The Good Clerk

  • Wants to know what you currently smoke.
  • Offers recommendations through conversation rather than hard-selling a specific cigar.
  • Remains in the vicinity for quick assistance but no so close you feel you need to buy him/her a drink. 
  • Understands at least the basic cigar terminology and doesn't look like a confused cheerleader when you ask for a lancero.
  • Shares info about the shop if you're new, including regular events and upcoming special events.
The Not-so-good Clerk

  • Know everything about everything and anything you say is wrong. 
  • Holds the world championship title in oneupsmanship.
  • Follows you so closely that onlookers mistake you for newlyweds.
  • Makes you look up a price in the humidor. 
  • Is constantly surprised by the stock.
  • Is too busy talking to other patrons to acknowledge your presence. (This is cousin to the clerk who stays on the phone without even making eye contact.) 
  • Obviously works on commission or needs to meet a sales quota because you aren't getting past him unless you hand over your wallet or at least your AmEx. 
The Head-banging-on-counter/why-does-this-person-have-a-job? Clerk

  • Doesn't greet you when you walk into the shop.
  • Consistently mispronounces company/brand names--Olivia cigars, anyone?
  • Goes missing when you need to pay. 
  • Doesn't listen.
  • Says "I just work here." 
  • Tells you to give him a flat amount of cash where he's sitting rather than ringing you up. You don't need a receipt, right?
  • Obviously steals from the owner. (Do you tell the owner? This is a post for another day.)
You've surely seen most, if not all, of these scenarios at one point or another.  Join us in applauding the Good Clerk. Thank the guy or gal personally. Then go one step further and tell the shop owner or manager about the great service.

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More than the number of cigars your humidor holds or how many special events and dinners you hold, excellent customer service is what brings people back to your shop. Make sure every customer has an excellent visit. After all, you never know who they could recommend visit--or discourage from visiting your shop.


Thursday, November 19, 2015

Words of Wisdom #106


"Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, 
and enables a man to bear the sorrows of his life 
(of which everyone has his share) 
not only decently, but dignifiedly." 

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Words of Wisdom #105




"...I promised myself that if I ever I had some money 

that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and dinner. 
This is the only resolution of my youth that I have kept, 
and the only realized ambition 
which has not brought disillusion." 

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Words of Wisdom #103


“Any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking is nothing more than a weak-willed, meandering oaf, and I would never put my lips to those of any creature, man or beast, whose lips were not fresh awash in the currents of cigar smoke.’" 

(We think she should now be called Catherine the Awesome. But that's just us.)

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Words of Wisdom #102




"To fully appreciate fine cigars, it's important to recognize the various types of cigars. 
There are two basic categories of cigar. The lit and unlit." 

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Words of Wisdom #101




"I'm not supporting their economy, I'm burning their crops." 
- Kinky Friedman, about smoking Cuban cigars

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Words of Wisdom #100: Mel Brooks because...Mel-freakin'-Brooks!

If you don't adore Mel Brooks and every word he's ever written and/or spoken, we can't be friends anymore. Sorry, not sorry.
 
He directed three of American Film Institute's 100 Funniest Movies: Blazing Saddles (1974) at #6, The Producers (1967) at #11 and Young Frankenstein (1974) at #13.
 
Go watch all his works and then report back.
If you still don't agree with me, we're breaking up for realz.
 


 
 
 

Friday, August 21, 2015

Words of Wisdom #99: Thomas Mann


"I never can understand how anyone can not smoke.
It deprives a man of the best part of life.
With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe,
nothing can touch him, literally."

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Words of Wisdom #96: Zino Davidoff



"A wisely chosen cigar to me, is like a weapon against certain of life's torments,
in some mysterious way, a little blue smoke chases them away."

Thursday, August 6, 2015

5 things about...When to ask for help in a cigar lounge or: Ode to my celebrity boyfriend, RIP

Untrue! Untrue! Untrue!
(No disrespect, though, sir.)
You’ve driven by this cigar lounge no less than one million times, barely noticing it.

Today, your car pulls itself into the parking lot.

Last week at the cookout, your best pal handed you a cigar. You savored every last moment of it, right down to the finger-burning nubbin.* At party’s end, you were set free, cigarless, no memory of the name or band. But damn, it was good.

Now here you sit, scrolling through Facebook, the world’s best procrastination tool, hoping no one’s watching you through the lounge’s mirrored plate glass windows.**

Exactly. Put down the phone and go in.
Go in. We’re right there with you, cheering you on. Just keep some stuff in mind—and if you don’t remember any or all of it, ask for a tutorial from a kind soul—and by that we mean anyone in the lounge.

Choosing the cigar
You don’t remember that fantastic smoke. That’s okay. Ask your cigartender for assistance and she’ll happily help, by asking what you like. Shrugging won’t offend her, especially since you’ve had exactly one cigar in your life. She’ll probably start you with something more on the mild side rather than something super strong and powerful that kicks your tastebuds in the nuts.*** Who knows? This could be your new favorite (at least for a while).

Words to live by.
Cutting the cigar
Cigar in hand, you’ll be pointed toward the cutting station or your cigartender will ask you how you’d like it cut. What she means: straight cut, V-cut, or punch. You probably don’t have a preference, so just go with the straight cut for now. You can figure out your favorite in future visits.

Lighting the cigar
Lighting a cigar is nothing short of a process, a procedure, a preamble to a long, relaxing hour or more. Go here for the fastest,no-nonsense how-to ever. Or… ask for a tutorial, paying close attention to the way she sets the cigar aflame.

Never never never forget: Don't inhale.


Settling in and maintaining the cigar
You’re chatting with new, cigar-smoking friends. You take a puff and…nothing. The bastard’s gone out. Yeah, it happens. Borrow the house lighter again. Flame + puff = you’re back in business. And don’t worry: You didn’t do anything wrong. Sometimes a cigar shrugs and gives up the ghost.


Making friends
So you’re there, you’re comfortable, and you’re chatting. We have to go, but you’re in good hands. If you need advice, a suggestion of another cigar, or anything else, the folks in the cigar lounge are great people. They’ll give you a hand; buy them a drink as thanks.


We’ll catch you next time!
 
 
*Like our SuperFriend Brian. Hi Brian!
**They aren’t. We promise.
***If your tastebuds have nuts. Otherwise, this is a dang good metaphor.

Monday, August 3, 2015

Words of Wisdom #94: Jim Belushi

 
 
"What I like most about cigars is simply sitting and talking with other men… Some of the best conversations I’ve ever had with men have been over a cigar.”

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Words of Wisdom #93: World's Most Interesting Man

[source]
 
"Cuba imports cigars from him." 
- The World's Most Interesting Man, Dos Equis Commercial

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Words of Wisdom #91: Michael Douglas

 
 
"Cigar smoking by its very nature is much more reflective than interactive." 
- Michael Douglas

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