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You can too! Go here and check out my latest column--this time on shipping cigars/bombing** friends.
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What's that? You missed the other columns?*** You should go here.****
Sparkle time (below)!
*That's what we call all these crazy asterisks.
**Too soon? (Okay, yes, they just convicted the Boston Marathon bomber, who just happened to attend the university where I teach and just happened to be widely known on several local campuses as the leading drug dealer. Last I heard, he was still technically enrolled in the school. Hahaha.) <--Edited so as to ensure I'm not breaking any federal laws (FERPA).
***Okay, technically, this is the second one. But there will be more! So, maybe a bookmark on your desktop?
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| No, not this kind of bookmark. Nobody likes a wiseguy.***** (source) |
****Mom, you should bookmark this, in case you ever start to doubt my genius. As if that were possible.
*****Untrue for all kinds of wiseguys, especially these:
- Funny and snarky=immediate BFF
- How can you not adore a 1980s Stephen J. Cannell TV series starring Kevin Spacey, Stanley Tucci, Ken Wahl, and Jonathan Banks? (Follow the link for a great Variety article on the Wiseguy series.)
- Who doesn't love a good mob guy, especially Henry Hill, featured in the Nicholas Pileggi****** book Wiseguy, which Martin Scorsese turned into that awesomely awesome film Goodfellas.
- Great deli in Providence, RI.
