2. Take three-ish hour bus ride* to Esteli.**
|This is the actual bus--part Partridge Family, part torture chamber.|
|Me, tired; he, not.|
3. Discover that the smugness you felt regarding your superior knowledge about cigars was unfounded, for you knew absolutely nothing. Noth. Ing.
|But now I know some things, thanks to Nick Perdomo, |
he of Perdomo Cigars.
4. Start from scratch.
*A comparison to the infamous three-hour tour would not be inappropriate.
**Because one must suffer for their art, I suppose. You're welcome.