2. Take three-ish hour bus ride* to Esteli.**
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| This is the actual bus--part Partridge Family, part torture chamber. |
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| Me, tired; he, not. |
3. Discover that the smugness you felt regarding your superior knowledge about cigars was unfounded, for you knew absolutely nothing. Noth. Ing.
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| But now I know some things, thanks to Nick Perdomo, he of Perdomo Cigars. |
4. Start from scratch.
*A comparison to the infamous three-hour tour would not be inappropriate.
**Because one must suffer for their art, I suppose. You're welcome.
