|I know you're going to email me and say I shouldn't drink this |
because I'll grow another head on my shoulders or whatever,
but without the sweet brown poison,
I'd totally fall asleep in front of the class. In front of every class.
No one wants that.
If I didn't like them so much, I'd be all BOO! and DAMMIT! and CRAP! because most of the fun cigar things seem to be happening on Mondays this semester. So Valentino goes to the fun things and sends me texts and pictures, and generally recounts that fantastic fun-ness he's having.
I try to share the fun I'm having too. For realz. He's not, however, buying that my two-and-a-half hours talking about writing and reading is more fun than hanging out with cool cigar folks, eating and drinking, and smoking. In my defense, and to keep the playing field level, I had malted milk balls with the Diet Coke.
|Oh, malted milk balls, why must you be so delicious? |
And so small? And come in packages of five?
Do you have any idea how many little packages must be opened
and consumed in order to remain happy during the whole class?***
Hanging with Island Jim, he of Leaf by Oscar, at Churchill's (Hi Bryan--even though I've technically never met you in person. And do you know why? Yep. Work. Boo. Soon we'll remedy that. I hear you have MBombays? We have been dying to get our hands--and taste buds--on those!)
|Honestly, how can you not want to own some of these darlings?|
As soon as the man returns from Man Camp, we are so there!
An Eiroa/CLE dinner with the Mr. J's Havana gang (at that seekrit location). Hi Paul! Hi Tom! Hi Mark! Hi Lauren! Hi people who were there and who I should give a shout out to, but since I wasn't there, I don't know who that might be!)
|"Are you ready for some football?" |
Definitely. Especially if there's delicious food!
|This is representative of Man Camp.|
By the way, have you liked Will the Travelling Owl yet?
You totally should. And you'll be glad you did.
|You should get yourself some of this! And you can--and much more! at the Roma dinner! |
Call Broadway Cigars for more info!
Then, we found out that on Monday, December 15, Jim Robinson is going to be in town again. Let me stress the Monday in the previous sentence.
Why does everything have to happen on a Monday? And then I remembered...
|This is the point in the story where the angels sing with joy.|
...I remembered school will be over by then! I can join the festivities!! So come to Broadway Cigars in Providence, RI and we can party like rock stars!******
Lots more things are on our calendar for December. Stay tuned for updates!!
*What? that's not supposed to be what's happening?
**It's not really a bribe; more a way to keep me awake and off-kilter.
***In case you were wondering, it takes seventy umpity thousand tiny packages of malted milk balls for one long class.
****And I say this ironically
*****The ideas don't just pop into my head. In fact, it's more like this:
|Very painful indeed!|