Oh, who are we kidding. It's always an awesome thing!*
|Oh, Hemingway, you genius! [source]|
Please meet Will the Travelling Owl:
Will is the new, official mascot of Habanos, which we may need to list as a secondary residence now that the weather has turned on us**. He's also the new spokesmodel for this blog, because, well, that's what he wanted. Will is like that charming, always a little drunk friend you'd do anything for, mainly because he conned you into it and you didn't realize the con until it was too late.
|One of my all-time favorite movies. I thought Valentino had seen it. |
I ruined the ending for him when I referenced a key scene.
I am a wicked jerk. But in my defense, I didn't know! *** [source]
|Come on, Will! It's only 9:00!!|
He tells us he's planning to have a giveaway for all his followers soon, although Valentino is a little worried because Will manages to break into the humidor and make off with his cigars, which has caused Valentino to put the expensive stuff up high, where "the little guy can't reach them," he says.*****
We'd like to thank our friend Brian (Hi Brian) for enticing Will to relocate from Washington DC to Rhode Island.
Will has a ton of events already scheduled for his dance card, which annoys us because he's way more beloved than us--and he's only been in town for a couple of weeks! But if you're in the area, stop by and say "Hello!" to him. We'll also let you know what events he's planning to attend--and which he's RSVPed "Yes" to but really has no intention of attending. He's a coy one, that Will.
But we love him anyway. Guaranteed that you will love him too!
|What's not to love? |
World traveler, cigar aficionado, ladies' man...er...ladies' owl...?
*Unless it isn't an awesome thing for you, in which case we love and respect you and your decisions.
**We're taking it personally.
***The Sting, in case you didn't know. And if you didn't know, you should go watch it right now. Seriously. Right. Now.
****Sometimes he calls them "dolls," but I think we can all agree that he shouldn't be faulted for that, considering his upbringing.
*****Will would like to point out that if Valentino calls him "The Little Guy" one more time, he's going to need to sleep with one eye open.