|There are no words...|
|for how creepily alike...|
|these two are.|
*Buy one, get one. Although I didn't really BUY Cabellero #1--unless you count the $30 I spent on one month of match.com, which is where we found each other.**
**You can get anything on the mighty, mighty internets!***
***Including the cigars they're smoking here!--the LFD Special Football Edition, which is available here. Only 400 boxes were made. Between the Cabelleros, they have 5 of them! Hurry!