Or a squishy ball. (Shush, you.)
Or something you do after too much drinking.
But it isn't. (Although I wouldn't mind seeing a muppet named Herf, if you must know.)
Aforementioned grammar lesson:
As a collective noun:
|A gaggle of geese. [source]|
|A train of camels. [source]|
|A murder of crows. [source]|
|A herf of cigar smokers.|
(This is us with some of Valentino's childhood friends
and Island Jim himself at Island Jim's place in Pittsburgh PA.)
Unless you want to use it as a verb:
Are you up for herfing this weekend? I just got the new 50th Anniversary Padron. Feel like second-hand smoking it?
|Seems a shame to smoke it! But that will happen. Soon.|
I've been at the cigar lounge every night this week. I'm a herfing fool!
As a made-up word:
We're getting psyched for a herfariffic experience at Cigarfest in May.
In multiple ways altogether:
If you're going, let us know and we can herf during the herf, which seems a little meta.